Books, Beers and Ballpoints

Wonderful things by a terrible man
mangosteendream:

Waking up next to this: A++. Waking up next to this breath C-. #spoodle

I miss this smelly old blind nerd so much.

mangosteendream:

Waking up next to this: A++. Waking up next to this breath C-. #spoodle

I miss this smelly old blind nerd so much.

flymyass:

person: whats your major?

me: EXTREME DEATH

what college you going to?

me: AWESOME SKELETON HELL COLLEGE

(Source: twiabpaianlatfwnogf, via ohnoproblems)

Jesus Neukolln is basically a warzone tonight, constant fireworks going off in the street

I enjoy that the adults in rare exports just immediately buy that the old dude is santa clause when the kid tells them. No doubt no nothing

Man can we please, please, please stop getting articles on doctor who that ruin a good, deserved criticism of moffat’s sexism by completely erasing the fact that Russel T Davies was just as horrible and unbelievably transphobic?

grimelords:

passions was the wildest show in the world and there’s 2231 hour long episodes of it god bless this earth

 Oh man I used to watch this show every day with my sis after school.

nostalgiaultra:

My orgasm face is neutral. No change. No emotion. All i say is “Satisfactory. Powering down.” After the nut

(via memejacker)