What is up with groups of racists sitting near me today I hate hostels
‘I want to make sure I have enough blood left for my exhibition.’ Is a sentence that has entered my life
Every 10th cycle the words ‘are sick of your shit’ light up
I have many important things to do but cannot remember any of them
Oh my god I’m sitting near the vilest group of racist misogynist English guys. One of them is seriously complaining about how much prostitutes cost and referring to them as ‘cunt’ in the most hateful tone of voice ever.
I’ve accidentally bought some sort of awful syrup fruit beer thing that’ll teach me to be bad at german
MRA’s have been sneaking in to the henhouses, now these chickens are laying only bitter negs
I will have slept less than 4 hours in the last two days and I am actually going to go mad I hate insomnia so much
The real problem with the stuckists is if you’re going to call for a return to traditional art and art skills you should make sure your entire movement isn’t godawful.
Oh my god a man is actually referring to north Koreans as Norks and when I called him on it someone asked how it was any worse than the term yanks.
You know who else banned guns? That’s right, Ieyasu Tokugawa, if you ban guns people will have no way to protect themselves from these roving bands of ronin samurai.
A great article by a professional Arachnologist explaining that if you think you’ve ever been bitten by a spider, you are probably if not definitely mistaken, which is common knowledge to people who understand these animals.
Fun fact: the most common spider based cause of death in Australia is people crashing their cars when harmless huntsman spiders take shelter in the engine compartment and then come out of the vent while the car’s driving and scare the shit out of the driver..
When I die the only thing I want written on my gravestone is ‘wish you were here’.
My favourite thing to do when I meet Australians is ask them ‘what’s it like to live in the second most boring place in Australia?’ no matter what city they’re from.